Top 10 Grossest Things I Have Experienced Since Jack was Born: (Disclaimer: Talk of bodily functions abound! Not for those who can’t handle words like boobs, nipples, poop, pee, etc.) 10. Seeing my nipple stretched out after Jack latched on the first time. 9. Being soaking wet for about a week when I was engorged […]
spit-n-shit
I’m tired of spit up. And I’m tired of poo. For a while I accepted it. I learned to not change my clothes every time a little spit up missed the burp cloth. But have you smelled curdled milk? Have you worn it? Not pleasant. I have been anticipating Jack spitting up in my hair […]