We traveled last week and if you’ve ever traveled with a potty-training-toddler, you’ve probably experienced (or feared!) what happened to us. After an uneventful flight, we were waiting for our luggage at DIA while Ben and Jack ran around exerting all of their pent up, over-tired energy when suddenly Ben stopped and his knees slackened […]
The Grossest Things
Top 10 Grossest Things I Have Experienced Since Jack was Born: (Disclaimer: Talk of bodily functions abound! Not for those who can’t handle words like boobs, nipples, poop, pee, etc.) 10. Seeing my nipple stretched out after Jack latched on the first time. 9. Being soaking wet for about a week when I was engorged […]
spit-n-shit
I’m tired of spit up. And I’m tired of poo. For a while I accepted it. I learned to not change my clothes every time a little spit up missed the burp cloth. But have you smelled curdled milk? Have you worn it? Not pleasant. I have been anticipating Jack spitting up in my hair […]