Jack peed on me! Three times!!
That’s right, I just told on him.
I have to say, one of the times he peed on me I couldn’t do anything about it. I was trying to get him into his bath and he would not sit down. Straight as a board, Jack peed directly on my stomach. I couldn’t let go of him or move away, so I did what any self-sacrificial parent would do. I let him.
Give that mom a Klondike bar!
We traveled last week and if you’ve ever traveled with a potty-training-toddler, you’ve probably experienced (or feared!) what happened to us. After an uneventful flight, we were waiting for our luggage at DIA while Ben and Jack ran around exerting all of their pent up, over-tired energy when suddenly Ben stopped and his knees slackened […]
Top 10 Grossest Things I Have Experienced Since Jack was Born: (Disclaimer: Talk of bodily functions abound! Not for those who can’t handle words like boobs, nipples, poop, pee, etc.) 10. Seeing my nipple stretched out after Jack latched on the first time. 9. Being soaking wet for about a week when I was engorged […]
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