What’s the proper response when your 2 year old poops in the tub? And not only poops, but remains seated on it so that it is smashed into the grooves around the drain?

Then, you take him out of the tub and in an effort to pick up the poop (with rubber gloves) you wind up causing bits and pieces to float into the nearby toys that you mindlessly left in the tub in haste to get the poop out of the tub as fast as possible.

What’s the proper response to that?

Then, as you quickly remove said toys from the tub, you bring them to the sink aware that the drips on the floor are possibly spreading ecoli around the room and even the apartment as fast as you can walk. Filling the sink with water and bleach you pray that the other germs disappear on their own as you spray the tub clean with your fantastic diaper sprayer that now serves a new purpose and saves you from scrubbing the poop out of the tub with your own hands. The only bright point in the whole event.

What’s the proper response?